Are you aware of the fact that Manny Ortez has 499 taters in his rearview?
Also, nothing says "Ireland" to me quite like five six-and-a-half foot tall black men bouncing a ball around a shiny wooden floor with pipes piping in the background (PS: it's supposed to be pronounced "kell-tic," not "sell-tic.").
Ahhhh... these are my hometown teams.
(I don't have anything pithy and ironic to say about the Patriots, however, on account of they're still dead to me.)